Valentine's Day For My Ass

So, as you might expect, I'm going to rant about Valentine's Day. Not because I forgot it, and not because it's stupid, but because some people make a stupid deal of it.

Today, everyone in my office went around and made sure everyone was wearing red. What the fuck!? It isn't St. Patrick's Day! If Im not wearing red, what, do I have to fuck you? IM NOT READY FOR THAT KIND OF CELEBRATION COMMITMENT. I can assure you though, if the thing about wearing red was true, I would not be wearing red. That's just the kind of Cool Hand Luke type I am.

Now that all of that is off of my chest, I hope you all have a good time planned. I will be home alone, packing to move out of my house before we are evicted. Fuck you all!

Happy Valentine's Day!