Annual Poisonous Plant Sale

Now, I love Christmas, and everything that goes with it normally (I even sign Christmas cards Merry CHRIStmas). But what's the deal with poinsettias? Everyone always goes APE over them, and give you a thousand ways to get one ("Seventy-five for a dollar!"). Does anybody really care? Does someone somewhere have these planted in their yard, like morons?

Here's my point: with Christmas trees, and poinsettias, and Roses possibly, do you think we have enough products to buy that immediately die? You buy one of these things at the beginning of December to get in the spirit, it's dead by, oh, Thursday. So you buy another. And another. ANOTHER! Every year, until you realize you've spent a zillion dollars throughout your life getting stupid crap nobody cares about!!!!

Off topic, to raise money for Band, we will be selling wrapping paper for $35 a roll.....

AND IM ALLERGIC TO CHRISTMAS TREES! PLEASE STOP GETTING REAL ONES! I realize its nice to go and buy a real tree and have the smell and blah blah blah WHY DONT YOU GO AND LIVE IN A FREAKING CABIN!?!? WOULD THAT GIVE YOU THE "OLDE-TYME" FEELING YOU WANT!?!?!? GIVE EACH OTHER CANDLES AND COAL! QUIT GIVING EVERYONE HEADACHES WITH YOUR FOLIAGE!

(panting).......but anyhow, Happy Holidays, everybody.