SEX!

Love, Sex and Romance...
Name: Nutcase Birthdate: 12/28/1981
Hair: Reddish/Blondish Brown Eyes: Green
Height: 6’2”
Gender: SuperMale
How many true relationships have you had?: Um…..2 or three.
Have you ever been in love?: yes
What's your idea of a perfect date?: Being happy and funny together, the entire night.
Where's your favorite place to be kissed?: My neck, my cheek How many sexual partners have you had?:
If we are talking about full-out intercourse: 2
Other than that: like 10, or so
How many people have you kissed?: Not enough!!! MWAH!
Do you like to make the first move?: Sometimes, but sometimes I like to be taken by surprise. Too much of either is too much.
Are you a snuggler?: Yes!!!
Do you kiss on the first date?: And HOW!
Where is the best place you've ever hooked up?: The living room with the window WIDE open for all to see! (IT WAS HOT)
Do you consider yourself to be romantic?: More than anything else.
Are you an angel or a devil in the sack?: A comedian.
Would you ever pay someone for sex?: You mean I don’t already?
Would you ever let someone pay YOU for sex?: Bring on the profitable ‘tang!
Do you keep your eyes open when you kiss?: Only when at a red light.
What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?: When AMAZINGLY drunk one night, I couldn’t rise to the occasion. However, because I was so drunk, I didn’t REALIZE it.
Have your parents ever caught you in a compromising position?: Nah.
Have you ever performed a striptease?: Of sorts.
How about a lapdance?: Ew, no.
Have you ever received a lapdance?: Only in an actual strip club.
Do you like sexual contact?: YES YES YES! The feel of naked hips against my naked hips and I just OOH…..gotta clean the screen.
Are you straight, gay or bi?: Straight, but I DO like Broadway.
Have you ever made out with a member of the opposite sex?: As opposed to the same sex? I have never kissed a boy on the mouth, if that’s what you mean.
Are you a giver or a taker?: Giver, then taker. Or, giver, then sleeper.
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Sense of humor, intelligence, smile, ability to be girly, breast size. (not in that order.)
Do you think you've met the person you'll spend the rest of your life with?: Yes.
Do you know who your bridesmaids and groomsmen would be?: Um, I know the groomsmen.
Have you ever regretted a hook-up?: No, I feel like they were all worth it at the time.
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?: No, well, sort of.
Have you ever hooked-up with someone already in a relationship?: There is the famous married woman fiasco.
Have you ever cried over a member of the opposite sex?: A few, but none that ever deserved it.
Have you ever had your heart broken?: Yes.
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?: Only for three seconds, but it turned out she was just going to break up with me. YAY!
Would you date or marry someone if your parents didn't accept them?: Well…..yeah, but it wouldn’t give that person extra points, for sure.
How about if your friends didn't accept them?: No. With family, they can be crazy, with friends, there HAS to be a reason.
What's the worst relationship you ever had?: Lauren. At graduation, she told me we should break up when we go to college. Mind you, when we go to college THREE MONTHS LATER. I hate that girl, but mostly myself for how I let that happen.
Have you ever done anything sexual while on the road?: Like, literally, driving? No. While on a vacation trip? No.
Would you kiss someone if you didn't love them?: I have so many times before.
Who told you all about sex?: My parents, but mostly television and books.
Are you always horny?: Astoundingly, No.
Are you a flirt?: How you doin’?
Are you a tease?: No, people hafta want what you got for that.
Do you prefer to chase or BE chased?: I prefer to chase, but only if it goes swimmingly.
Do you prefer morning or evening hook-ups?: Evening, but morning is so so nice.
Have you ever pulled an all-nighter with a member of the opposite sex, and woke up in each others arms?: Not exactly, but I have had marathons of waking up, doing it, and going back to sleep.
How old were you at the age of your first kiss?: 7th grade so……..who cares?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 20!
Do you sometimes wish you could change that?: Nah.
Do you enjoy being in a relationship?: I love the excitement of a new relationship, but nothing beats being with the person you know you want to be with forever.
Are you currently in one?: Like Indiana Jones, the best and last.
Has anyone ever fallen in love with you?: Yes. Larry King.
Have you ever said "I Love You" and not meant it?: And how!
Are you "noisy" when you get heated?: Yeah, but sometimes too much noise, from a guy, is stupid.
What is your kissing pet peeve?: Too much tongue. I had a girlfriend who left a whitish cake around my mouth every time we made out. I have to puke now.
Do you think you're a good kisser?: I like to hope so. My girlfriend says I am.