Couple things

Ok, so Mom sent me a survey that she had filled out. I was immediately uneasy. So many surveys leap into sexuality, and I was not ready. I got as far as one question asking "Do you like Cookies?" She had written "Oooh, yeah, mmmmm" and I think I barfed. I literally had to stop reading. I know she didnt mean it like that; I think its my problem. So many of the hot girls I blog with and complete surveys with take a sexual tone with things. When THEY do it, I think its funny and sexy in that friend-of-the-opposite-sex way. When my mom does it, I feel the burden of therapy bills going up yet again.

On a similar topic, I notice a few of my friends have filled out the same survey I have recently, about Sex. One question is, "Where do you like to be kissed?" After reading all of their coy responses ("I cant say!""Wouldnt you like to know!"), I really want to go back and answer "My HUGE THROBBING COCK! TASTE MY BABY BATTER, BITCHES!"

Probably only for the shock value, though.