Recipe for Hilarity

Ingredients:
2 or 3 smoking buddies (Females, if you can find em)
1 Outside the office area (like in front of your building)
1 ex girlfriend


Instructions:
*Be outside smoking, then watch as the ex walks up. Give her a hug, and say hello. Do some idle chit chat, then watch as she leaves to go turn in a report in another building.

*When aforementioned female smoking buddies ask who THAT was, say in a quiet but firm voice "The first girl I ever had sex with."

*Watch as ex returns to continue conversation and have a cigarette of her own.

*Finally, act natural and cool as possible, and enjoy watching smoking buddies try not to picture you two in bed together.