Hello, loyal readers.

First of all, a shout out to all you who didn't make Chorus Line. I love you all, and like I said last night to a couple of you, I would cast you in all my shows. Believe me when I say, seriously, no bullshit, fate has saved you from an anal raping with a barbed, two headed penis. The director is a horrible person to work with (I dont care what anyone says), and I would sooner y'all go out for a good show in a good theatre than have y'all stuck being miserable.

Hmmm.....staff meeting. BRB.

So, as Ive been telling everyone I see, Cabaret is such a good show! Its very deep, but in a way thats easily accessible to the layman, so it ends up making you feel very smart. Come see it, if you already werent planning to.