So, the chick who used the term "Afro-american" in my office the other day just came in and said that she "itched" when my boss asked how she was doing. I really wish I had a lockable door to my office (well, I do, but I cant really close it when Im in here).

Well, we opened the show this weekend. It was a great time, and very successful, and a coupe of funny things happened.

*One girl came in, wearing a deliriously short skirt, and a thong, as per usual, and this time had one full cheek hanging out the bottom. After sharing some funny, horrified looks with an actor (this particular girl shouldn't dress like that), I politely asked her to put on her costume and cover herself. This is kinda funny, because her costume, like ALL the girls, is basically underwear.

*I saw the stage manager's girlfriend, after about 3 years of not seeing her, and, because he and I had been talking about it, and I was drunk, opened with "Hey, I hear you fart alot."

*The same stage manager was telling me about a night a couple of weeks ago when his girlfriend was "unhappy with his performance". He said, "Honey, you had the same five minutes I did, I just utilized my time better."

*I got a few thank yous when I called the cast to place, one up yours (Which was funny and ok, because it was Frecklehead's boyfriend), and I myself doled out a Fuck You when told to do one thing. Its a very fun cast and crew, and even though they annoy me as much as anybody, they are ALL good hearted people, and I genuinely like 99% of them. The other 1% is just the people I can stand, but not overly.

Anyhow, my point is, Im having fun. What a concept, huh?