Top 10 Sexiest Things I Can Think Of

Now, that previous post got me to thinkin'. My first sexy icon was really quite sexy, in my opinion. So, as the male Bridget Jones that I am, I will now list the 5 sexiest things I can think of. (Maybe its also because Im deliriously sexually frustrated). Girls, take note. Guys............take note.

10. The feeling right after a particularly heated make-out session, where both of your hair and clothes are kinda messed up. (And I mean ONLY making out)

9. When she is so tired, she lays her head on your shoulder and quietly goes to sleep.

8. When a jolt wakes her up from the above position, and she puts her arms around your arm to hold that position.

7. When this happens with a girl you aren't officially dating yet.

6. While listening to a voice mail, she says "Hello" and you are immediately horny. (Sorry, I am a dude)

5. Catching her looking at you when you aren't paying attention.

4. After numerous years out of high school, copping a feel in the car, hoping not to caught (by the five-o, or her parents, respectively).

3. Having to actually discuss a game plan for leaving early so you can get to doin' it.

2. Two naked sweaty hips pressing together.

1. Whether feverishly fast, sweetly slow, or normal speed, kissing kicks ass.

Now, I will post again about how great it is to see boobs every night.

(Gunshot)