Hey, I got a match! You face and .....

So I have not one, but two pairs of pants with holes in the ass. One pair is my khakis, which I wear daily to work, and the hole looks like it was cut when I sat on something sharp (keep your jokes to the stage, ya rubes). The other is my oldest, most comfortable pair of jeans, and THAT hole is on the seam. I looked at it last night, and asked, "Am I fat?" "My jeans said no. They also requested that I not eat mexican food daily, for their own personal comfort.

But so, today I wear black dress pants, my black retro shirt, black socks, black sneaks (van knockoffs)and black soul.

I only say my soul is black because its early, Im tired, and its dreary outside, so the only good thing to do would be go back to bed. Eventually, I will tire of this feeling and throw myself from my window. Or get coffee. What? Decaff!?!

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Oh, so had a date this weekend. Not sure yet if anything will come of this. Wish me luck.

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Has everyone heard Kings of Leon yet? DO!