My brilliant friends
So, today (or yesterday) in Austin a bill was approved by congress that would ban sexuality in Texas school cheerleading routines.
My lovely (and brilliant) friend Mary had this to say:
"I guess the greatest threat to america, stemming from
texas, is the possible spread of sexy
cheerleaders...i'm glad we've put the kibosh on that
one...we have found the weapon of mass destruction."
Ah, to have friends that make you think is the stuff of life.
That, and sex.
posted by A Local Nutcase at 11:04 AM
3 Comments:
I'm just pissed because what if I am no longer to accuarately use my favorite expression, "Knocked up like a cheerleader" anymore? :( *tear*
5/04/2005 11:47:00 AM
Yeah so, do you think this law is going to work, AT ALL? Yeah this is exactly what I pay my lawmakers for...A**HOLES!!! Oh yeah and I won't be able to adopt and yes I still can't get married, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... okay I am better now, I will still write the hell out of the.
Lestat
5/04/2005 05:46:00 PM
They said that this will decrease the frequency of teenage pregnancy, AIDS, and other STD's...but it was Fox, so they couldn't say "sex." I, personally, will miss seeing all the hottest girls in school shaking their cute little asses like sluts. It always kinda made me feel better about myself. I think that the only reason this is happening is because these old men's wives are kicking their asses for staring at those of high school girls. My two cents.
5/04/2005 11:52:00 PM
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