"WAH WAH WAH! Gonna CRY, BABY!?!?"

Ok, you know what I love? When you accidentally ping your door against someone's car, not enough to leave a scratch, but enough to make a sound. I love it better if they are sitting IN the car at the time. I love it even more if you accidentally do it again, again not leaving a scratch, but making a sound, and the other person looks at you with such hatred, and mouths the words OH MY GOD! Now, the ultimate end all be all lovefest of this situation, is when the other car has a million other non-related dings and scratches on it.

I know its not me, but if it WERE my car, I would shrug and say, "It's alright, dude. You obviously didn't mean to do that. It's actually funny that its one of those situations where you are embarrassed, and then immediately do the same thing again. S'ok. Chill out, bra."

But no. Oh MY GOD! If you put the 60,000,000,000th ding in my car, I will be PISSED!