WHAT.....THE...FUCK!?!?

Okay, so yesterday morning, my bosses called me and everyone in the entire department to a meeting on our floor to discuss a "Wednesday Project" (cue Jaws theme). Turns out, they finally got tired of the file room being a huge mess, and decided to make ALL OF US clean it up, rather than the one person who was SUPPOSED to be doing it. (This one person is lazy as SHIT, and rolled into our 8:15 meeting at 8:45. Then, while the rest of us were working all day on this shit, she, yet again, didnt do anything to help. We (she and I) have had our problems before.)

This UTTERLY pissed me off for several reasons.

*It ain't my job, and as much as the head of our department would like to believe, the whole department is not EVERYONE's responsibility. I wish I had the balls to walk up and tell her to her face that she's full of shit.

*This is another example of how the boss downstairs is a horrible administrator and manager, yet she is quick to blame everyone else for the piss-poor state her projects are in. When someone asked who would take care of the file room after we sorted it, she replied "EVERYONE. Its everyone's responsibility, guys." Funny how its everyone's responsibility, and yet Ive been in the file room ZERO times since Ive worked here, and Im pretty sure no one but the she and this one lazy bitch have.

*People on our floor AND the seventh floor have tried to get this file room in order before. When we asked if we could put files in numerical, last-three-numbers-of-social-security-number order (the same order that all the file rooms on campus use), this manager said that it was "Too complicated." So, what isnt? No order at all? Because I can tell you, it would take several hundred years to find a file in there right now.

*Later on in the day, I found out that this whole project was put into action because we have some ho from Houston coming up to train on what this lazy bitch does (thats a lot of insults in one sentence!) They have known this lady was coming for upwards of 6 months, yet the FUCKING DAY BEFORE SHE GETS HERE, we are to organize the entire file room. Could we not have had the student assistants do this? I personally like my friend Beth's coomment. When I told her they were trying to make it as nice as possible, she said "Why dont we get rid of the moron who cant do the job?" FUCKERS!

So, I wont be around much today, as we are trying to finish up. As much as I love my job, and my boss up on my floor, this is the second run-in Ive had with the manager downstairs in about three weeks. I dont have much to look forward to in this respect, seeing as how my boss is going to have surgery soon, and we will all be under the control of, while not a madwoman, a terrible manager. Yet again, I wanna go to Seattle NOW. Or maybe just somewhere where Mary can hold me and pet my head and tell me everything will be alright. Blah.