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I don't know how many of you have long first names out there, but Christopher is longer than most blanks on forms. So say you're taking the TAAS Test, or the SAT, then instead of Christopher Blahblah, it just says Christoph Blahblah. Today, as I was on amazon, I was making a wishlist, and signed in (as an registered member, I dont have to reenter all my addy info.) I went to one page, and the headline was

CHRIST! You only have 60 more minutes to buy The Devil's Own with Brad Pitt!

I said, "JESUS! I'd better get on that."