The Phenomena of Telling Annoying Stories To Express Annoyance

So, I'm sitting in my office this morning, when my friend NUTBAG walks in. She had gotten here at 8:30, and seeing as how Ive been here since 6, I was a bit perturbed to see her coming in here to waste my time.

N: Hey, I had this weird dream.
Me: Ok....
N:...
M:....
N:...
M:....ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT IT?
N: Well, I went to orlando, and you were there.
M:....
N:....
M:....Thats it?
N: Well, there was other stuff, but its not that interesting.
M: (my mind reeling at the irony of this statement, I turn back to my work)
N: Hey, this file isnt working.
M: Oh, yeah, Im supposed to call Trevor about that, I just havent cause, you know, lazy.
N: want me to call him?
M: SUre! Thanks! (handing her the packet)
N: Who'm I supposed to call?
M: Trevor.
N: You mean Ted?
M: No I mean Trevor.
N:Who's Trevor?
M: The asshole you are supposed to call.
N:Why? Cant I call Ted?
M: CALL WHOEVER THE HELL YOU WANT! Can you do it in YOUR office though?