Your Daily Challenge

Identify this quote:

Karen Holmes: I never knew it could be like this! Nobody ever kissed me the way you do.
1st Sgt. Milton Warden: Nobody?
Karen Holmes: No, nobody.
1st Sgt. Milton Warden: Not even one? Out of all the men you've been kissed by?
Karen Holmes: [giggling] Now that'd take some figuring. How many men do you think there've been?
1st Sgt. Milton Warden: I wouldn't know. Can't you give me a rough estimate?
Karen Holmes: Not without an adding machine. Do you have the adding machine with you?
1st Sgt. Milton Warden: I forgot to bring it.

And, since no one will get that one, try THIS:

Candy: I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.