Aww, Jesus, Its Monday

So, back we all go to work. I have told several of you that lately, I have been feeling childishly paranoid at work. It seems like there has been a LOT of shit goin down lately, and I always seem to be involved. My paranoia is totally not the fear of losing my job, but just the feeling of "Hey, why is everybody picking on me?"

A good example is something that happened Friday. I worked trsfer orientation on Friday, where we go check everyone in, take their transcripts and analyze them, and then fax them to Academic Advising. (we only happened to have 4 transcripts this time, so not that much work needed to be done) So we get in, and I ask my coworker who is holding the transcripts if she would like to divvy them up for evaluation. She says, "No, don't be silly, there are only like 4. You know what you could do, though? Could you fax these off right now?" I ask, "But don't they have to be evaluated BEFORE we fax them?" "No." So, I go to fax them, make up a cover sheet and all, and before I can send them, another coworker (who has worked here FOREVER) says, "Hey, you have to evaluate those first!" I take them back into the initial person who had them, and tell her that they DO need to be evaluated. SHe looks at me for a minute, then says "Well? Am I supposed to do it?" Now, I don't really talk about myself like I have a high self esteem level, but I am actually pretty smart. Was it not obvious that I knew this was a bid for me to do work and her to get credit for it? Or for her to at least get credit for offering to do it?

Catpants has a theory that the fact that Im the only straight, non-suck up male probably has something to do with the occurrences that have been....well, occurring. Also, the fact that rebellious though I am, I generally try to have a good attitude at work, so people may see me as sort of a doormat. Well, they are in for a big surprise. As I said, I don't speak overly highly of myself, but I aint no fool.

God, Fuck these people! (Thats not really a command.) Im SO ready to haul up stakes and never see this place from the inside again. Even though its the best job Ive had thus far. Even though I have a COUPLE (literally) of friends here (besides my blog readers anyway) who I will miss. Even though I will miss walking in everyday to a bunch of morons who blame their own annoying habits on the fact that they havent quite "figured out" birth control.