Fear

(Steve Irwin voice) You can see 'im down there.....


You know what I like and am interested in? Sharks. You know the one physical thing that scares me? Sharks. And we all know the coolest and scariest one, dont we?




The great white. The most talked about and popular shark, certainly of the last 30 or so years, since Jaws. Actually, I think, not the most dangerous. That falls to the tiger shark.




But compare this...



...to this. No contest.




This, to me, is the scariest vision of a shark. You know what this guy is gonna do? GET EATEN BY A FUCKING SHARK. Know what he can do about it? FUCK ALL! Perhaps thats the thing that scares me. In the water, swimmer though I am, Im slower than molasses. I cant quite beat a swimming, eating, little-baby-shark-making machine. Nor would I want to get pugilistic with a FUCKIN SHARK. I know, I know. "If you get attacked by a shark, hit it in the gills, or on the nose or eye." I know.



Go ahead and take a swing at it, Cassius Clay. See which one of us ends up with the possibility of a promising banjo career.

Have you ever seen Deep Blue Sea? Seriously, the only real contender for Jaws as far as shark movies go. Take a look at this. Even the Punisher is leaving a trail of warm water right now.



Picture yourself underwater. Suddenly, you see a dark shape moving around. The water is filmy, and you cant see very far. Then....