FINE! MY seven! Ya jackyls!

Seven Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
Two Chicks at the same time, man. (not really)
Publish a novel, or, failing that, a collection of short stories
Have a breakdown onstage, during the show
Maybe have that be part of the script
Go to the bathroom 378,958,152,655.4 more times
Find a relationship with a nice, smart, funny girl, who loves me for me
Dump that girl for a model

Seven things I can do
Pitch socks with my dirty parts
recite all the words to Jive Talkin'
lie about my knowledge of BeeGee's songs with a straight face
decide who gets a scholarship amongst student assistants in my office
remember just about every conversation I have for reference later during fights
write the same thing twice
write the same thing twice

Seven things I can not do
see through lead
you know. (nods) I cant do...you know what I mean. Guys...you've tried it. yeah...you know.
get over the cancellation of Firefly
tipe prapeerly:::;;;;
go two fuck words without fuck saying the fuck word penis.
Wear navy socks with black pants and shoes
apparently, think of a reason to take anything too seriously right now

Seven things that I find really attractive about the same sex
sisters
daughters
mothers
grandmothers (i know)
coolness with other men (when they first meet)
coolness with other men (when hes on a date with me)
the ability for me to pretend they have no scrotum

Seven things I say the most
What
The
Fuck
Is
THat
Putrid
SMell?

Seven people I would like to see take this test
My clone
My clone's clone
NOT my clone's clone's clone (I hate that dude)
Sybil
Sybil
Sybil
John Cusack in Identity