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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Nutcase's Top Five Most Annoying Things I Can Think Of

5. Buying a special face soap or special care item (OXY, Stridex, Neutrogena Facial Pillows), using it for three days, and immediately getting a zit.

4. Being constantly scrutinized for productivity, and having nothing to do.

3. Having big plans, getting right up the day, and then having them taken away by some unrelated twist of fate.

2. Bad breath, no gum, and the first pretty girl you've seen in days, all in the same room at the same time.

1. Whether or not you have something to say that is REALLY important, some people refusing to listen.

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