Random Thoughts from A Local Nutcase

*I dont know why, but I look and feel like crap today. Perhaps Im not getting enough iron or something, but I woke up sick to my stomach with a headache. And Ive got kinda the "hungover heroin-user" look today. Eyes red, feel bloated and dumpy. I hate to fish for things, but any blowjobs you might give would be appreciated as proof that Im not as repulsive as I feel.

*Scrubs is the best sitcom I have ever purchased DVD's of. (I am not including animated series, here.)

*I learned earlier this week that I can cry on cue. Its weird when you're kinda playing around, acting like you're upset, then laughing and looking the mirror and noticing that you were really crying. Bring on the acting gig in Titanic.

*Despite feeling ugly today, I have felt very "Man on the town" lately. Bring on the chicks, Im back in the saddle.

*Its funny when you order something through your own amazon account for someone else. It screws up your Recommended for You list. I have now been recommended a Martha Stewart Book, a sewing video, and lipstick.

*Its ALSO funny when you order something for someone else, and slip your OWN order in there. My mom will now get a bill (Im not kidding here) for three books and an acoustic guitar.