This just in.....Catpants is a HO BAG

10 years ago I was: 13, just figuring out how to REALEASE myself without the aid of medical professionals or females of the opposite sex

5 years ago I was: Gearing up to grad-jee-ate high school.

1 year ago I was: In a good relationship, but not knowing where I was going.

Yesterday I was: Bored, stuck at home, on a holiday, with nothing to do

5 snacks I enjoy: beef jerky, chocolate chip cookies, ritz, cheese, sour straws

5 songs I know all the words to: City Love, A Little Respect, One Angry Dwarf (and 200 Solemn Faces), Not Coming Home, You Won't Be Mine

5 things I would do with 100 million dollars: NEVER WORK AGAIN, buy my mom's dream house for her, get my teeth fixed, TWO WORDS: Flying Car, finally get all of the things I want, and still have the energy to use them

5 places I would run away to: Dublin, Seattle, Quebec, the Loophole, the arms of another

5 things I would never wear: capri pants, leather sandals...otherwise, Id wear ANYTHING, if only for a laugh

5 favorite TV shows: Scrubs, The Twilight Zone, LOST, THe Simpsons, MST3K

5 bad habits: Being a dick, complaining about my own shit, smoking (i guess, its all part of my joie de vivre), making innapropriate jokes, letting my emotions rule me

5 favorite toys: PS2, the Kia, work computer, other peoples insecurities, the ladies

5 people I tag to do this: um....this is exactly how all of the tag games in SCHOOL ended.....