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Thursday, October 20, 2005

The Demands of My Job*

*according to a recent job description put out by HR

These are the physical demands required of my job. I am not making these up.

While performing the duties of this job, the employee is occasionally required to stand; walk; sit; use hands to finger, handle, or feel objects, tools or controls; reach with hands and arms; climb stairs; talk or hear. The employee must have the ability to operate a personal computer and occasionally lift and/or move up to 25 pounds. Specific vision abilities required by the job include ability to distinguish the nature of objects by using the eye. May be required to sit for long periods of time.

Hands, body, and mind dexterity are required.

6 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Dexter said...

"Oh crap! I have a PhD and wrote several papers on Quantum Physics, but I have no arms. Thus, I'm not qualified for the job!"

10/20/2005 10:02:00 AM

 
Blogger VintageGeek said...

Talk or hear. You should try that. Just go through an entire day where you either don't speak or don't listen to ANYBODY. If someone complains, just show them that paragraph.

10/20/2005 10:17:00 AM

 
Blogger A Local Nutcase said...

I like how these are there because of the Americans with Disabilities Act. They basically word things so we dont have to hire any disabled people.

I work for Satan.

10/20/2005 10:24:00 AM

 
Blogger Dr. Dexter said...

Yeah... every once in a while, just flip off a co-worker or your boss and say, "Hey, I'm just doing what my job dictates."

10/20/2005 12:22:00 PM

 
Blogger Kathy said...

fingers (though according to that description, you only need "finger")? {check} arms? {check} legs {check} at least one eye that can see? {check}

talking and hearing? the combination is optional.

{check}

10/20/2005 02:34:00 PM

 
Blogger Kathy said...

Yeah, but seriously. Is there a lot of fingering going on in your office? Cuz if so, I want to work there.

"Time for your daily fingering!!!"

10/20/2005 02:35:00 PM

 

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