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Monday, October 31, 2005

Halloween Musings of A Local Nutcase















* Sometimes when I see a girl walking around in fishnet stockings, a leather miniskirt, and a tight black top, I wonder: Is she in costume, or just a slut?

*Maybe its time I got the old ACTUALLY WARM coat out of the closet.

*I love Halloween, but almost never dress up. Not because I dont have time, or cant think of what to do, just because I dont like to.

*My rage in the workplace has reached the level where I am beginning to wonder if I can walk out of here peacefully when the time comes, or if I will have to do something horrible, like throw a cherry bomb in the toilet, run out of the building and never come back.

*I just never get the chance to do the jitterbug anymore, since cotillion.


















*This is the look the next person who comes into my office will receive.














Happy Halloween!

1 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Dexter said...

Sweet! Remember that fingering is in your job description.

10/31/2005 04:24:00 PM

 

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