I <3 The Ladies

NOTICE: The following blog is not meant to put myself on a pedestal of self-righteousness, but merely to express my thoughts. Please take nothing away from this, except the fact that I am horny.

This morning, while discussing last nights rehearsal, I asked Catpants who the hot chick was playing the drugged out bird. (This show is fucked up.) Catpants informed me that it was a girl I have actually seen in a show before, but I had never found attractive in the slightest. Apparently, this girl put on about 20 pounds since then. I, personally, have never found a more beautiful creature than a woman who was.....Voluptuous? Not skinny? (Its hard to find the words I want without sounding sleazy in some fashion.) Dr Dexter and I have agreed on this many times, and mostly we agree on the same girls we like (except for the fact that he likes Helen Hunt, who I always think looks tired.)

Thinking about this has shown me yet again how interesting a personal attraction can be. Some people have types ("I only like guys who look like they have been in prison", or "I only like girls who wear too much make up and call me Daddy 100% of the time"), but I always surprise myself by who I am attracted to. I always like girls with a little more meat on their bones, and I tend to stay away from the bizarrely frizzy/curly hairded ones, but other than that, so many factors come into play.

I remember one girl who I had a HUGE crush on in high school, who was skinny as all get out, and not extremely pretty in the face, but her personality was so CUTE, it lit up her eyes in a way. She would make this cute little voice, and say the most adorable girly things. I know that sounds annoying, but, having a big immature cute streak myself, I fall apart for that kinda thing.
I can also remember a girl who had a GORGEOUS face, but a smaller chest and not such a good lower body area. She was HILARIOUS, and WAY smarter than I was, although she would never admit it. She had the best smile ever. It was sardonic, and very cynical (as the girl was herself). Ah, it was dreamy.

My point is, I guess, that I am weird. If I see a girl who is completely unattractive on Monday, I can see the same girl on Tuesday and fall in love because of a different hair cut, or pair of glasses, or, god forbid, low cut top. Ladies are so pretty. (I stress the word LADY, because every girl I have fallen in love with, truly, has been first and foremost the kinda girls Mom would be cool with.) So, when I am asked to describe my perfect girl (as I am sometimes), its very hard to put it down. I guess I've always wanted to date a redhead, but other than that....its all up the air.