Par-tay

Okay, so here's the deal. This weekend, after my lovely Doctor's appt, I treated myself to the Undeclared Complete Series DVD's. Its a lovely show about dorm life, that ironically premiered the day I got into the dorms. Hilarious, but heartfelt, several things have already come to light to make this my new favorite show that got cancelled.

*I am (according to myself, Catpants, and E3) exactly like Ron, the lovable sarcastic big guy.

*The main characters trials and tribulations being a friend of Lloyd, the mop-haired man whore, pretty much mirror my experiences being roommates with Zane, the mop-haired man whore.

*The episodes each explore some facet of dorm life that all of us have faced. (The freshman 15, roommate sex, etc)

Watching these shows has made me wish I had a better time at my dorm. My roommate at the time didnt so much care for my style of living, and I didnt really care for his, so our good times were pretty slim. (Plus, if you wake in the morning to the odor of action figure, you can pretty much assure yourself that no sex will be had in your room.)

During one of my favorite episodes, the dormies receive a half full keg, that they have to pour out and drink before it goes flat. This (and the ensuing antics) prompted Catpants to say, "Hey! We should get drunk!" Alas, it was too late.

I miss the dorm-ey times. Too much fun was missed out on.

So, what I have envisioned is one Saturday soon, when no shows are to be had, an ALL DAY DRINKING BLOWOUT. We start at noon, and dont stop until we are sick. We invite various people over at various times, so they can witness different stages of our drunkeness. Ideally, it would be a pretty day, so we have a lot of chances to get off on little excursions and adventures. We should secure a ping-pong table, or the like. I will bring my guitar, not so I can practice or play well, but just to strum on, as someone will inevitably decide they know how to play Smells Like Teen Spirit a few hours in.

It will be cathartic. It will be like reenvisioning our College years, where we can pick fun people and real friends to be with, instead of the smelly guy from B-tower and "Easy Jenny Ugly-Face" from 204. Plus, (maybe this should be a selling point), it will be the perfect way to celebrate my 24th birthday. In lieu of actual gifts, people could bring weird college-y gag gifts, like the Belushi poster, or a bong, or one of those dancing gophers from Caddyshack. Maybe at one point we can break out the mary jane, but I feel that may turn it from "Long, slow drunk Day" into "Chris is wearing nothing but an alligator hat Day".

I think itll be great. What do yall think?