Coming Attractions

On this, the last day of November, I will say that my birthday month begins tomorrow. Let the sexual favors begin.

Until I can pick up some condoms (I was planning on borrowing Dr Dexter's stolen ones), I am excited and delighted to say that I will be wassailing on Thursday. Bring on Christmas!

Note: Because of a buncha factors, it looks like me and a couple other friends will not have presents this year. Time for us to remember the true meaning of Christmas, Linus-style.

Further Note: I will actually blog soon. I know I haven't been a wealth of information or humor lately; I'll fix that.