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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Insane with the Innuendo



















Ah, there's nothing quite like becoming terribly horny at work (There's nothing you can do about it there! HA!), for no other reason than you saw a girl doing something slightly suggestive, like licking a lollipop while wearing revealing lingerie. FUN!

On that same note, I command you all to listen to the new Bloodhound Gang single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Bloodhound Gang is way better than YOUR band.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

2 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Dexter said...

You know, normally I would think that picture is hot and all, but there's something with that chick's eyes. I don't know what it is, but it isn't right.

11/15/2005 07:20:00 PM

 
Blogger Kathy said...

She's like the herpes commercial girl. Crazy eyes. And herpes.

11/15/2005 11:38:00 PM

 

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