The Best Valentine's Present Ever

If there werent enough reasons to Love White Castle (with their tiny burgers exploding with flavor, and also, the movie Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle), you now have another.

Whitecastle is bringing back the Valentine's Day Candlelight Dinner. Advertised are a romantically enhanced atmosphere and a slightly shifted fancier menu.

I cannot help but submit to you that this would be a great way to spend Valentine's Day. Lets be serious here. You know what sucks ass? Taking your Valentine to a fancy restaurant, shelling out assloads of money, both of you being uncomfrotable meanwhile, then not having enough money to take her to finally see Brokeback Mountain. Fancy restaurants can kiss my ass.

Laugh at me if you must. Point out the fact that I will have no Valentine. Or, you can point out the fact that the nearest Whitecastle Restaurant is in St. Louis. (If anything, I will buy someWhitecastle Frozen Burgers and eat at home alone.) I will stand up yet, and preach this evangel: Be kind to your Valentine. Buy them flowers, candy, and an assload of Slyder Burgers.

Fuckin' A.