Best Hungover At Work Conversation Ever

Me: "So, ma'am, have you got a degree?"
Lady: "Yes, it was actually concurred on February 15 from SUNY Empire State."
Me: "Concurred....you mean conFERRED?"
Lady: "No, Concurred. That's when all of the departments agree that you deserve a degree. You know, like, 'I concur.'"

This conversation also contains a ten minute period that began with
"Whats the school, maam?"
"Empire State College"
and ended with
"Um...I cant find it here."
"You should be able to, its State University of New York."