ProFloozies dot com

So, I dont know how many of you have tried it, but I highly recommend www.Proflowers.com.

"Chris!" you may say, looking at your computer screen with a wide eyed expression. "Are you the new Larry King? Did you get an endorsement deal with a high level corporation?"

No, I would say, staring back at you through MY screen with contempt. I just think they are great. You can order flowers for anyone in the world, and usually have them there pretty much when you want them there. They even come in a state of pre-budding-ness, so they last much longer.

But today, I tell you about the hinky thing about using Proflowers.

THEY SEND YOU A JILLION EMAILS. I remember one time I purchased a dozen roses and a box of chocolates (I believe it was for my mother's birthday) and I am STILL getting emails advertising FRESH VIRGIN CHERRIES or CHOCOLATE COVERED SQUIRRELS or some shit. Also, Proflowers seems to have a SHITLOAD of sales "Just for [Me]". It makes me wonder who is REALLY running this company.

I mean, I was really, truly, and fully interested in "Hearing about other new offers and discounts from Proflowers.com". I checked that box with gusto, and when I clicked the SUBMIT button, I made as if to twirl a mustache that I dont, at this time, possess.

But geez!

Anyhow, I really do recommend them. You can buy lots of stuff, for the low low price of paying out the ass for shipping.